Friday, April 25, 2008

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Sing along the lyeric are below!!:)

Forms Form-29827281-12:
Test Assessment Report

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.

Forms Form-55551-5
Personnel file addendum:

Dear Gordon,

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLAD. I got Burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.

Forms Form-55551-6
Personnel File Addendum Addendum:

One last thing:

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLAD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.

PS: And believe me I am
still alive.
PPS: I'm doing Science and I'm
still alive.
PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm
still alive.

FINAL THOUGHT:
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.

FINAL THOUGHT PS:
And when you're dead I will be
still alive.


STILL ALIVE.
STILL ALIVE.
A odd tribute to Ron Paul.
A big no no at the offic.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Now these guys realy are having a bad day!





Mrs. betty butter had a bit of bitter butter,



But it made her batter bitter so she bought a bit of better butter,



That din't make her batter bitter.

One dark day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swards and shot each other.

The deaf policeman heard the noise,
And cane and shot those two dead boys.
If you do not believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man he saw too.
Me and Christine:)

My Sweet Honey Christin:)

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Fly like an eagle
Realy bad math ah la classico

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Rap music but very imaginative and rather funny too!!
Just another cool Magnet experiment
A realy cool simple magnetic engine
A funny StarGate moment
Superconducting magnetics

Friday, April 4, 2008

Brittany's Saint Patricks Day tribute

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Tuesday, April 1, 2008